Santa Pimp

The new site will be live soon (very soon) @ www.sexsoldhereonline.com
The video of Santa Pimp should inspire you all to give Sex* freely for the holiday season.

I you haven't done your holiday shopping yet, get down to our retail partners (see prior post)and get ya some!

New Retail Partners

Check out our new retail vendors:

Condoms to Go on Walnut Hill and Central Expressway in Dallas, Texas

Sarah's Secret on Preston Road in Frisco, Texas

Lacie's Botique for the Unique on Texoma Parkway in Sherman, Texas

Buy sex at any of these locations for your holiday gifting. All of your friends would love to have Sex this holiday season.

Price Increase

Fuel cost from our manufacturers and increase warehousing costs have caused us to increase the prices of Sex. As you can see the increase wasn't much, but now you and Tiger Woods can see that Sex is getting more expensive.

Summer is coming and Sex on the Beach is not only the name of a good Vodka based adult beverage, but a good conversation starter when your Sex is shining brightly on the drink table next to you lounge chair. People (mostly of the opposite sex) will ask you about your Sex, and that is just the ice breaker you need.

Enjoy your Sex!

Great BIG Sale!!!

Well lets just see who is reading the blog and who wants a deal on pre-holiday Sex. If you are reading this between November 6, 2009 and December 15, 2009 and you want to buy some Sex for your friends as holiday gag gifts, we have a great deal for ya. For every unit of sex you order, we'll send you one free. If you order a tee shirt, we'll send you another unit of Sex for free. If you order 10 or more units of Sex we'll send you the same number of units of Sex FREE PLUS a FREE tee-shirt and FREE poster!

If you're married this could be more Sex than you've had all year. What a deal and what a great holiday gift idea...Sex for Christmas. Won't grandma be surprised!

Get ya some and enjoy your Sex!

Get Some in Sherman, Texas!

Now virgin freshmen at the Austin College can buy Sex as easy as a Big Mac. Starting August 22nd Lacies Boutique for the Unique at 4520 Texoma Parkway will be a stocking distributor for Sex. Stop by their store and tell Patti or Timothy you want Sex and you want it now. They should know what you're talking about but all the same, cherish their expression for that brief moment before they figure it out.

Enjoy you're Sex!

Did ya Get Any this Summer?

It's a new school year and every dumb ass on campus is going to ask you, "... did ya get any this summer?" First and foremost, ladies and gentlemen don't kiss and tell. Secondly, it's no bodies damn business if you had carnal knowledge. And finally, do you really have the guts to tell them no, or the fact your still a virgin? Buy Sex* on this web site and be able to say with all honesty that you bought Sex* from a professional and it was so good you had it every day this summer. That will shut them up. And what's even better is you had enough money left over to pay for books and tuition this fall (like you pay for that all by yourself).

Sex* is safe and won't give you STDs. Sex* last a long time and you can have it anywhere. Displayed Sex* in the right place and in the correct company and you might get lucky, if ya know what I mean.

Get ya Some!

The Drum Beats of Summer

Some you hear and some you see. People getting outside, fewer cloths, laying out by the pool or at the beach and exercising to get down to bathing suit weight. Sounds of games being played outdoors, hot rods and bike hitting the streets, and music. Drum beat is a metaphor for the actions and movement of humanity during this seasonal change. If you cluelessly go through life unaware of things like this, or you don't understand or see what I'm saying, then your an "Other".

Like the TV show "Lost", the others were the people they didn't want to run into. And yes the show created a metaphor for the label "others" that I'll not dive into here because: 1) if you don't understand drum beats why jump into another lesson that's over your head, and 2)I don't give a rats ass because this is all about selling Sex* and making people laugh.

After I've confounded you with a cerebral challenge or two let me leave you with this one picture: You are at the beach and you've strategically set out a half a dozen Sex* so they are visible to the passing beach combers. The sun reflects off of each one of their highly polished surfaces and starts attracting some very desirable members of the opposite sex. You didn't have to walk around dropping bad lines trying to hustle a date. You laid there and let Sex* do the work for you. And do your think the hotties that come up to you and ask you about your Sex*, well, do you think they really just want to ask you a stupid question. NO, and professionals like Sigmund Freud don't think so either.

Sex* does more that raise interesting conversation. It can flat ass get you laid without you trying. Its suggestive. Its attractive. Its controversial. Get Ya Some!