When I was young I never though of selling sex. Being a pimp was the last thing on my mind. The Internet is an amazing place where you can buy anything from an old Pet Rock to a new kidney. Hell, why not sell Sex* on the Internet!
If you know us, you know the Sex* we sell is clean and free of STDs. You can buy our Sex* and have it anywhere. You can be the ugliest person in the world with no functional sex organ and still enjoy our Sex*. If you haven't been to our web site you need to, but don't go there thinking you'll see tasty material to motivate masturbation. Our Sex* is an artistic novelty item...a subject for adult humor...a source of endless sexual puns.
I have Sex* in my truck. I have Sex* there all the time, and everyone that rides in my truck enjoys my Sex* too. Buy my Sex* and share it with your friends. Give Sex* as a gift, and have Sex* everywhere you go.
Send me a picture of your Sex* and we'll post it on our web site.
Sex ya later!
* Our product and not a cheap physical act.
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