Protected Sex

Keeping it in you pocket is just fine. Not the same pocket with your keys or change, as that will cause small surface scratches. No problem having your Sex on the fireplace mantel or book shelf. Just brush the dust off once and a while. The maid always messes my Sex up. I get home and she has Sex somewhere in the house where I never have it; the kitchen, dinning room table, my son's desk. You have to watch Sex with your maid. I've heard a lot of men have the same problem.

Keep your Sex clean and safe and you'll have it for a long time. Mine has stayed hard an shinny for years!