When we ship Sex right to your door, a good portion of the cost is shipping and handling. What most people don't know is that the handling cost is just $1.00 no matter how many units you purchase, and postage (USPS) is incrementally smaller the more units that are shipped. EXAMPLE: One unit of Sex shipped in Texas has $.47 of State Sales Tax, + $1.00 handling, + $1.81 shipping. The total cost of one unit of Sex is $8.97 (still the cheapest sex you'll ever buy). If the same person ordered 6 units of Sex, the total cost would be $40.07, or $6.67 per unit (shipped).
We know having Sex by yourself is pleasurable, but its meant to share. Giving Sex and sharing Sex with others will make them happy and that is what Sex is all about. Sex is humorous, even before you take is out of the box. Check out our disclaimer printed on the inside flap:
DISCLAIMER: There are endless, humorous ideas on how to present Sex. Most of the above are stupid, politically incorrect, ideas that can get you fired, kicked out of school or slapped. Giving Sex to police may be funny but could get you arrested. Use Sex responsibly and in the correct company. Giving Sex to family members is socially unacceptable and disgusting, unless you live in very rural, back woods communities with no indoor plumbing. Please don’t try to eat Sex or stick it in any body orifice as it may cause injury or death, not to mention making you look like a moron when you arrive at the hospital or morgue. If you don’t know what the word orifice means, then put Sex back in the box, back where you found it, and leave it alone. You’re not intelligent enough to have Sex and stay out of trouble.
We hope you enjoy your Sex and by all means, share it with others. This requires your nimble little fingers to link on over to www.sexsoldhereonline.com and place your order now. Get Ya Some!!!!
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