Is Sex (our product)so suggestive that it warrants treatment as explicit sexual material? This is a debate between owners of our firm. We know the statistical data on sexual activity with youth in America today. Though we do not condone sexual activity during adolescents, some of us know that sexually oriented humor is more embraced by youth than actual physical, sexual acts.
Now it may be against school policy to have nude pictures in a school locker, but an artistic impression of the word "sex", such as our product. It's a hoot to tell your friends you have Sex in your locker, or shared Sex with your girl/boy friend in the hall way. Taking a picture of Sex in these settings and submitting them to us may even win you a trip to the Bahamas.
Then there are those students on summer break, doing cool things in exotic places. Take a picture of Sex in these strange and unusual places and you could win big! Just think, you buy our funny little novelty item, you take a creative picture clearly depicting our product in an unusual setting an win an expense paid trip for you and a friend to an exotic paradise. Its easy and fun.
Also please write and tell us the funny things you've done with Sex. Oh yea, if you below age 18, please don't tell us. It will freak out the up tight dudes here. Just tell us you buying it for your mom. It's Mother's Day ya know!
DISCLAIMER: Sex, as noted here is our product and not a physical act, so don't send us any nasty pictures of you boinking your girl friend in the elevator or in the oval office of the White House.
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