Sunday, June 29, 2008

I sold Sex to Police...

...and firemen, and other fist responders that showed up at the PeaceKeepers MC Show this weekend. Great bunch of people and certainly a worthy cause. Many more people enjoyed our Sex than purchased it, which confirms that the need to buy beer is far greater than the need for Sex at any scooter event.

Sex did raise money for the event and selling Sex to uniformed law enforcement in public was a rush. AND WE DIDN'T GET ARRESTED! Bottom line, everyone loved Sex and thought it was funny.

If you have a worthy cause and want to raise funds for your organization by selling Sex, please let us know. We can set you up with samples, brochures, and inventory for the most fun you've every had raising money. HIT: you must have really good looking girls and guys selling Sex to pull this off, and the less cloths the better.

Enjoy your Sex!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Sex at PeaceKeepers MC Show

Sex does have social benefits and on June 28th we'll be selling Sex to benefit the late Senior Corporal Victor Lozado and the "Assist the Officer Foundation". The PeaceKeepers Motorcycle Club, Lone Star Chapter, will host their 2nd annual Bike Show at Twin Peaks Restaurant, 18995 LBJ Freeway, Mesquite, TX, Saturday, June 28th from Noon to 5:oo PM. Bike contest with 8 classes, prizes, lots of bikes, low riders, food & beer, raffles, silent auctions, live music, bounce house, dunk tank and a special guest appearance.

Every time we sell Sex $1.00 will go toward to the benefactors of this event. It might be the first time anyone has bought sex in public, in front of hundreds of police officers and not gotten arrested. Come down and enjoy the fun and buy all the Sex you can...it's for a worthy cause!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Where to buy Sex

Sex is a great gag gift and a suggestive little curio you'll want to have sitting around or given as a party favor at your next adult bash. You can buy it here on-line or at the following retail locations:

DALLAS, TX : New Fine Arts

AUSTIN, TX: Dreamers DVD or Lamar Video

Remember: a little Sex is good for everyone, and a little Sex is just what we sell.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

BEST FATHER'S DAY GIFT

What could be better than giving the man of the house what he has always wanted...Sex! Doesn't matter that you have a headache, or that your pissed off at him. Giving him our Sex is a subbtle reminder that you're thinking of him but he's still not going to get the real thing from you any time soon.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

New Lower Price for Sex!

$4.89 for Sex! Yep, we're having a summer sale. It's hot outside, people are heading for the beech, on vacation and chilling by the pool. All great places for Sex! It's a great time for Sex (or sex) parties and you'll need some trendy little party favors to get everyone in the right state of mind.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Sex at University of Arizona

Yep... I had Sex there last week! I had Sex in the Student Union and the book store. I had Sex in the South Building in the ROTC computer room. Hell, I had Sex every where on campus. Don't tell American Airlines, but I had Sex on their airplane too.Next month we'll have Sex in Hawaii, Chicago, and Akron, Ohio. Every where I go people want Sex and ask, "where can I get some Sex". You are there, on the only web site in the world that sells the one and only, "original" Sex. Get ya Some!