To my sick and fast growing list of Facebook friends...welcome. You've found the site where you can by Sex, and as you well know from the Facebook entries, Sex is cool! Sex can also take you places you've never been before, assuming you win the photo contest. Like we said on Facebook: 1) Buy Sex, 2) Take a picture clearly depicting our Sex is a strange and unique setting, and 3) Send the photo to info@wodllc.com and put Photo Contest in the subject line.
When was the last time you bought Sex, took a picture of it and got a free vacation? If your Elliot Spitzer you don't need to answer.
Enjoy your Sex!!!
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Six Pack to Iraq
120,000 troops in the hot ass sand in Iraq and Afghanistan with tour of duty lasting 14 months and you KNOW those guys can use some sex. Get off your patriotic ass and send'em some! If you have a friend over there fighting for freedom, I'm going to make you a deal. If you order Sex in multiples of three (3,6,9,...) we will assume your sending these to our troops and we will double your order! Twice the Sex for the regular price!
Ya know this gift will make them smile, and be honest, doesn't it make you smile knowing your sending Sex to that God forsaken sand box? So buy a six pack of Sex for your favorite Servicemen/women and let them know your thinking about'em.
REWARD: I will send you $100 for the first picture I receive from service personnel in Iraq and Afghanistan clearly showing Sex. Must be in uniform with weapon. If we get enough pictures we'll have a "Sand Box Sex Contest" with the best picture winning a prize worth coming home to.
Enjoy your Sex!
Ya know this gift will make them smile, and be honest, doesn't it make you smile knowing your sending Sex to that God forsaken sand box? So buy a six pack of Sex for your favorite Servicemen/women and let them know your thinking about'em.
REWARD: I will send you $100 for the first picture I receive from service personnel in Iraq and Afghanistan clearly showing Sex. Must be in uniform with weapon. If we get enough pictures we'll have a "Sand Box Sex Contest" with the best picture winning a prize worth coming home to.
Enjoy your Sex!
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
The Last Time...
When was the last time you had sex? We're not talking about our product now, which we usually note with a capital "S". We're talking the physical act, the horizontal bop, the wango tango, the wild thing, what ever you want to call it. And I don't mean with yourself. Masturbation is an act of depravity.
Maybe you've got a friend that says, "...I need sex soon or I'll..." Unless your twisted or a friend providing benefits, actually giving your friend sex may be out of the question. But giving them Sex (our product) is not. If you can't fix your friend's problem, at least have a little fun with it. That is what Sex is all about.
Not getting any? Buy Sex! Long lasting, STD free, and you can have it anywhere, anytime, and anyplace.
Enjoy your Sex!
Maybe you've got a friend that says, "...I need sex soon or I'll..." Unless your twisted or a friend providing benefits, actually giving your friend sex may be out of the question. But giving them Sex (our product) is not. If you can't fix your friend's problem, at least have a little fun with it. That is what Sex is all about.
Not getting any? Buy Sex! Long lasting, STD free, and you can have it anywhere, anytime, and anyplace.
Enjoy your Sex!
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