120,000 troops in the hot ass sand in Iraq and Afghanistan with tour of duty lasting 14 months and you KNOW those guys can use some sex. Get off your patriotic ass and send'em some! If you have a friend over there fighting for freedom, I'm going to make you a deal. If you order Sex in multiples of three (3,6,9,...) we will assume your sending these to our troops and we will double your order! Twice the Sex for the regular price!
Ya know this gift will make them smile, and be honest, doesn't it make you smile knowing your sending Sex to that God forsaken sand box? So buy a six pack of Sex for your favorite Servicemen/women and let them know your thinking about'em.
REWARD: I will send you $100 for the first picture I receive from service personnel in Iraq and Afghanistan clearly showing Sex. Must be in uniform with weapon. If we get enough pictures we'll have a "Sand Box Sex Contest" with the best picture winning a prize worth coming home to.
Enjoy your Sex!
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