Sex in Hand

I walked into a local watering hole last weekend and bellied up to the bar. The bartender, who looked more like a model for disposable baby diapers than someone old enough to serve adult beverages, asked me the age old question, " what'll ya have?' I gave my order and when he returned with my drink he ask, "will there be anything else?"

"Why yes," I said, " can I have Sex on your bar?" My question took the air right out of his lungs and his eyes were as big as soft balls. Unable to speak for a few seconds, I pull Sex from my front pocket and set it of the bar, readable in his direction. A degree of composure return to his face combined with the typical twisted smile I've recognized in others.

Before the evening was over, the entire bar was enjoying Sex and I am sure the topic of conversation was suggestive enough to make a few men and women luck that night. Sex is a funny little thing. You should get ya some!