The Drum Beats of Summer

Some you hear and some you see. People getting outside, fewer cloths, laying out by the pool or at the beach and exercising to get down to bathing suit weight. Sounds of games being played outdoors, hot rods and bike hitting the streets, and music. Drum beat is a metaphor for the actions and movement of humanity during this seasonal change. If you cluelessly go through life unaware of things like this, or you don't understand or see what I'm saying, then your an "Other".

Like the TV show "Lost", the others were the people they didn't want to run into. And yes the show created a metaphor for the label "others" that I'll not dive into here because: 1) if you don't understand drum beats why jump into another lesson that's over your head, and 2)I don't give a rats ass because this is all about selling Sex* and making people laugh.

After I've confounded you with a cerebral challenge or two let me leave you with this one picture: You are at the beach and you've strategically set out a half a dozen Sex* so they are visible to the passing beach combers. The sun reflects off of each one of their highly polished surfaces and starts attracting some very desirable members of the opposite sex. You didn't have to walk around dropping bad lines trying to hustle a date. You laid there and let Sex* do the work for you. And do your think the hotties that come up to you and ask you about your Sex*, well, do you think they really just want to ask you a stupid question. NO, and professionals like Sigmund Freud don't think so either.

Sex* does more that raise interesting conversation. It can flat ass get you laid without you trying. Its suggestive. Its attractive. Its controversial. Get Ya Some!

Paying Respects

I've not been there, but if your visiting New York City, please drop in at the Museum of Sex at 233 Fifth Ave. They recently sent me an e-mail about their penis bone exhibit with more than 25 penis bones from different species. I sent them a sample of Sex* last year and was wondering if our Sex is exhibited in the museum. If you're in New York and have nothing better to do, drop in the Museum of Sex and let me know if our product is on exhibit there. There must certainly be a place for it there and it looks far better than an old walrus boner.

Sex for the Troops

I think everyone in a military uniform serving our country should have Sex. Sex can put a smile on the face of those serving in the "Sand Box" and give them something to laugh about. If you order Sex and hyphenate your last name preceded by Soldier (example: Dick Soldier-Head) I will send you and additional unit of Sex free.

Remember, the shipping cost is dictated by weight, and the larger the order the smaller the shipping cost per unit, as Sex is very light. The light weight of Sex is also conducive to humping around in military patrol packs.

Buy Sex and send it to our troops. They need a good laugh and something to distract them from the daily grind chasing Hajji. And for you GIs, If you send me some pictures of you in combat gear showing off your Sex I'll send you Sex to share with your Squad. I'll also send you one of our new military/political abbreviations: BOHICA, SNAFU or FUBAR. Looks great glued to the door of your hooch.

Get ya Some!