Saturday, May 30, 2009

The Drum Beats of Summer

Some you hear and some you see. People getting outside, fewer cloths, laying out by the pool or at the beach and exercising to get down to bathing suit weight. Sounds of games being played outdoors, hot rods and bike hitting the streets, and music. Drum beat is a metaphor for the actions and movement of humanity during this seasonal change. If you cluelessly go through life unaware of things like this, or you don't understand or see what I'm saying, then your an "Other".

Like the TV show "Lost", the others were the people they didn't want to run into. And yes the show created a metaphor for the label "others" that I'll not dive into here because: 1) if you don't understand drum beats why jump into another lesson that's over your head, and 2)I don't give a rats ass because this is all about selling Sex* and making people laugh.

After I've confounded you with a cerebral challenge or two let me leave you with this one picture: You are at the beach and you've strategically set out a half a dozen Sex* so they are visible to the passing beach combers. The sun reflects off of each one of their highly polished surfaces and starts attracting some very desirable members of the opposite sex. You didn't have to walk around dropping bad lines trying to hustle a date. You laid there and let Sex* do the work for you. And do your think the hotties that come up to you and ask you about your Sex*, well, do you think they really just want to ask you a stupid question. NO, and professionals like Sigmund Freud don't think so either.

Sex* does more that raise interesting conversation. It can flat ass get you laid without you trying. Its suggestive. Its attractive. Its controversial. Get Ya Some!

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