Get Some in Sherman, Texas!

Now virgin freshmen at the Austin College can buy Sex as easy as a Big Mac. Starting August 22nd Lacies Boutique for the Unique at 4520 Texoma Parkway will be a stocking distributor for Sex. Stop by their store and tell Patti or Timothy you want Sex and you want it now. They should know what you're talking about but all the same, cherish their expression for that brief moment before they figure it out.

Enjoy you're Sex!

Did ya Get Any this Summer?

It's a new school year and every dumb ass on campus is going to ask you, "... did ya get any this summer?" First and foremost, ladies and gentlemen don't kiss and tell. Secondly, it's no bodies damn business if you had carnal knowledge. And finally, do you really have the guts to tell them no, or the fact your still a virgin? Buy Sex* on this web site and be able to say with all honesty that you bought Sex* from a professional and it was so good you had it every day this summer. That will shut them up. And what's even better is you had enough money left over to pay for books and tuition this fall (like you pay for that all by yourself).

Sex* is safe and won't give you STDs. Sex* last a long time and you can have it anywhere. Displayed Sex* in the right place and in the correct company and you might get lucky, if ya know what I mean.

Get ya Some!